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I’m on my way to see my daughter and her boyfriend. I’m sitting in the first class carriage of the train and using their internet, free, worth the extra price of the ticket, in my humble opinion. But I am quietly seething while I attempt to write this blog post on a train that is rocking more than Elvis Presley at his peak. It seems that the smoking nazis have decided to attack electric cigarettes now.

That’s right, British Rail have joined the Nazi move to ban electric cigarettes from their precious platforms and on their trains. Never mind that these battery operated ciggies do not emit toxic fumes (only harmless vapour) and are not lit (there is no fire here guys and gals of the British Transport service) no harm to anyone at all.

Yet, in their infinite wisdom, they’ve decided to ban the inoffensive item from their areas.

If I wasn’t so damned busy, I would have raised a real stink – versus the non-smelling electric discharge from my electric fag. But I took the easy route and put the bloody thing back in my pocket.

But they aren’t alone in their dislike of this new “safer” mode of smoking. On my way back from South  Africa recently, the air steward and the captain of the aircraft announced over the loud speaker that electric cigarettes were not allowed on any Air France flights.

For the love of God, why not. The “smoke” that is emitted from fake fags is not toxic. It is not even smoke. Has society become so anally retentive that just the appearance of a little white stick that emits vapour causes the same revulsion as the real thing? Or are they bothered that the sight of someone contentedly puffing away on their battery operated smoke machine might induce a smoker to light a real cigarette?

I didn’t like the new attitude of non-smokers when the whole “social pariah” thing got smoking banned practically everywhere. If anything it made me all the more determined to keep puffing away on the real deal. But after almost dying last year, I’ve given the “coffin nails” up. Not because society demands that I do, but because I wanted to. 

I have an aversion to bullies of any type, even the ones who are trying to force me to do something for my own good. My reaction has always been to stubbornly dig my heels in and tell the bullies to “f*** off!”

We are rapidly developing into a group of pushy and anal individuals who want to make everyone else live by rules that are not of their own design.

It’s time to put the smoking nazis firmly in their place. They may feel free to complain about the real tobacco laden products that they insist poisons their air, but leave the electric cigarettes alone. I mean, what’s next, a ban on nicotine replacement products? I am pretty damned annoyed by this attitude and frustrated by the degree of ignorance exhibited not only by British Rail, but Air France as well.  But then, it’s nothing that a major lawsuit can’t fix.


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5 responses to “Smoking Nazis Attack Electric Cigarettes”

  1. here in South Africa, you get fined (get a ticket) if a cop stops you and sees you smoking in the car with someone else in the vehicle and they are a non smoker, especially with little kids in the car (which is totally understandable with little ones)… There is no freedom anymore, people get so brainwashed with all the rules “the Governments” wants us to do…

  2. You and the commenters have said it so well.
    These new socially self- righteous control police are disgusting.

  3. Warning: Mindless Rant by a Anti-Socialist Quack.

    Time for my yearly anti-Socialism rant.

    Freedom ??

    A soon as you let the social engineers get their jack boot in your door, you;re done. It started innocently … with the first social programs …implemented ‘for your own good’ – and ‘the good of your family’: You will be more secure Neo – You will get something for nothing – for just a little bit of tax. Then the ball starts rolling … and petty soon it’s unstoppable. It plays upon it’s our own laziness – and our fear – our insecurity. So we fork over all our personal responsibilities to the government – and they gladly take them. Government gets bigger – and bigger (somebody has run this shit) and more powerful – more oppressive – and becomes he biggest (Brother) industry in the nation – taxes become greater – and freedom and self-sufficiency become less – and less.

    And now … what? Wait for the system to collapse? You can’t fight it … and it’s impossible to dismantle … because we’re all dependent upon it. Which is what they wanted. The bureaucrats and politicians are secure – the government. The rest of us … not so much.

    Every government has made the same promises. Medicare (the sacred cow of Socialism) is the classic example. This one program alone has the potential to bankrupt a country. But everyone is “entitled” to medical care, right?

    And modern family?? It’s almost non-existent. Familys and family clans used to be huge – the natural support system. Progressively – with each social program – they got smaller – and smaller – to the point where they hardly exist at all. There were plenty of warnings along the track The biggest blow was when mothers (the center of the family) was forced out of the home and into the workplace. What an achievement!! it’s been a progressive destruction – and we allowed it.

    Government Day Care is next – the final nail in the coffin of the Family – the government will be raising our kids.

    Have another puff.

    Quack Quack.

    signed,

    Mindless Quack.

  4. I agree with this so much and I’m not even a smoker.
    I mean granted when I’m harmlessly walking to work, freshly showered and smelling nice and I get stuck behind someone chugging a cigarette I get royally pissed off because I turn up to work smelling like a smoker (that’s literally the only thing that bothers me about being around smokers is the stench, I’m not stupid enough to believe that second hand smoke in an airy public place is harmful…it hasn’t even been proven that it’s harmful in a room let alone in the open air) And once when the wind was blowing towards me and the smoker in front I got a very painful clump of hot fag ash in my eye which to be honest is more fucking dangerous than smoking the fag itself!
    Anyway I digress, I agree with you completely, society is trying to pressure people into living the way it thinks you should and it’s pissing annoying! I have a friend who works on the kiosk in Sainsburys and when he told me that they now have to cover the tobacco products with doors and they can’t even open the doors to show customers their stock (they’re not even allowed to advertise them by having them on show in a shop, the customer has to come up and know what they want) I was totally speechless!
    I’m a relatively heavy drinker on occasion, I would be sooo pissed if they started treating alcohol the same way. What the hell happened to freedom of choice?!

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