I don’t know who came up with the idea of Parkouring zombies, it might even be this film that started the whole trend. It’s amazing that zombies just know how to Parkour. I guess it’s a little how vampires just know Kung-Fu. Either way, as I’ve always wanted to be able to run up walls and jump through windows or over a stretcher, it would almost be worth getting ‘zombie-fied’ just to be able to Parkour like a pro.
Evilution is the first in what was meant to be a trilogy that was set around the apartments in the film(s). Basement Jack was the second film and the third film was going to be centred around the apartment building (ominously named The Necropolitan) and it’s eccentric, mysterious manager. Unfortunately funding for the third film in the series fell through and we’ll never get to see actor Nathan Bexton take centre stage as the Manager.
Eric Peter-Kaiser plays Captain Daryl Hall, the only survivor from an Army research base in Iraq. Code named Sand Trap, the base is doing tests on an alien bacteria that is an ultimate parasite. This parasite takes over it’s host (people) turning them into violent infectious zombies. Hall escapes as the experiment goes wildly wrong and the zombies have take over the base. The last thing he sees in his Jeep’s rear view mirror is the base being bombed.
He turns later in front of the Necropolitan apartment complex where he rents a room. The ‘r00m’ looks more like a basement storage area and Hall has to pass down a rubbish filled corridor.The Manager (Bexton) gives him the ‘three penny’ tour.
I’ve got to have a quick word about Bexton as the Manager. I first saw him in that role when I watched Basement Jack (out of sequence) and I said then that he made me think of Johnny Depp playing Ed Wood Jr. I still think that. Bexton’s manager is eccentric, smiley and…strange. At one point in the film, someone knocks on his door.
He opens it. He is wearing latex gloves and eating an enormous turkey leg. His face is literally drenched in sweat. It makes for a very amusing moment. Later in the film Bexton walks down a long display case that is full of various murder weapons and implements of death. You can tell that he loves his collection and that he will continue to collect things as long as he can. He is very mysterious and to me he completely makes the film. It saddens me that we’ll never get to see a film that centres around him.
The first person that Hall meets, aside from the manager, is Madeline ‘Maddie’ Gilbert (Sandra Eloani) they exchange greetings as the pass each other on the stairs leading to Hall’s apartment and the laundry room.
Hall then meets gang bangers Random (Noel Gugliemi). Random must be the worst gang member in the world. He is always getting shot and Hall has to patch him up. After Random is shot the second time (it’s much more serious this time) Hall gives him an injection of the alien bacteria to keep him from dying.
While Random is recovering in Halls apartment and he is on the hunt for some water for his patient, a druggie walks in and steal the vial holding the alien bacteria thinking that it is some sort of illegal drug. He ‘fixes’ using the bacteria and rapidly turns into a host for the parasite in the vaccine.
The Army is still trying to track Hall down and Sargent Gabriel Collins (Tim Colceri) finally catches up with his target when he’s gone back to his place to check on Random.
In the meantime the druggie zombie is very busy knocking on doors till someone answers and he attacks them creating more zombies. The building is soon overrun with zombies and Hall, Maddie, Asia Mark, Killah-B and Sgt Collins must stop the zombies from leaving the building and infecting the entire town.
I have to admit that I laughed when Hall goes up to Maddie’s apartment to borrow some water for the wounded Random who’s back in Hall’s basement pad. Apparently he’s not too concerned about his patient’s well being as he takes the time to have sex with Maddie and then tell her a little about his past.
Colceri is one of those jobbing actors who work very regularly and can be counted on to give a good performance. He did not disappoint. Peter-Kaiser was good as Hall, but unfortunately his haircut, glasses and three day’s growth of beard made him look like a bargain basement Alexis Denisof. Eloani was good at playing the girl next door, but, some of her lines felt a bit flat. Although later in the film when she comes in contact with the virus she knocked it out of the park.
It was also great to see David Groh is a cameo as an Army research Doctor. I haven’t seen him in ages and it was nice to see he’s still got the chops.
That the film is a low budget affair is obvious, but, despite the small budget the film still delivers in a lot of areas. The zombie attacks are choreographed very well and range from funny to scary. That the director and the crew were fans of post-apocalyptic zombie films was obvious. The did a brilliant job of coming up with a different way to deal with the zombies and I enjoyed the film immensely. In what I am sure was a nod to The Night of the Living Dead by Geroge Romero, the zombies are actually an parasitical alien bacteria that invades the human host. In Night of the Living Dead, a comet passing too close to the earth causes the dead to come back to life. Both are not of this planet and both the comet and the bacteria have the same end result. I liked the twist.
Evilution is another of those ‘Drive-In Theatre’ type of films. In other words a B-picture. There’s nothing wrong with B pictures. They are kind of a celluloid version of Mad Dog 20/20. Mad Dog 20/20 is a wino’s drink of choice because it is cheap, but friends and neighbours, it’ll still get you drunk.
Evilution may be low budget, but it still entertains. I’d say that this is a one bagger. One large bag of popcorn and a large coke.
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