The 2009 Ernest Borgnine autobiography is keeping his nuts warm. Not really, but the title suggests this amusing bit of information as follows:

The full title of this autobiography by Ernest Borgnine is: Ernest Borgnine: I Don’t Want To Set the World on Fire, I Just Want to Keep My Nuts Warm. The title came from a sign that Mr Borgnine had seen in his younger days that was advertising hot chestnuts, the sign stuck with him and became the title of his autobiography.

It tells us a lot

This 2009 book helped his fans learn so much about him. It was a brilliant look at a man who seemingly did not have a bad word to say about anyone. I stumbled across this hardcover copy of his book last year. Sadly, I had barely finished reading it when the news of his death was broadcast; a truly sad day for fans over the world and a loss to his friends and family.

Like most folks my age, I grew up watching episodes of McHale’s Navy (which also had the brilliant Tim Conway among the cast) and chuckled along with everyone else at his and his men’s antics. I saw his award-winning performance as the lovelorn and lonely butcher Marty and watched him die a slow motion death in The Wild Bunch.

Borgnine was one of the few actors who worked constantly. He bounced from television to film and back again. He played every type roll imaginable and towards the end of his career he even voiced a popular character on the SpongeBob SquarePants cartoon enabling him to reach an entire new generation of fans.

No kiss and tell

If you are looking for a “kiss and tell” type of book that dredges up all the old skeleton’s from the closet, don’t bother picking this book up. If you want to read a book that leaves you with a warm glow and an overall feeling of Bonhomme then this is the book for you.

Borgnine recounts his early years from when he joined the Navy right out of high school, his time as a “mature” student of 28 and his start in the theatre world doing repertory theatre. All of his memories of working in the entertainment business have an aura of excitement and joy in doing something he was good at and loved doing.

He writes about his experience in Marty and From Here to Eternity; He also tells about his experiences with some of the most powerful actors in the business.

Ethel Merman

He also talks about his marriages and he recounts his horrible lapse in judgement that caused him to marry Ethel Merman only to have the marriage dissolved 32 days later.

Mr Borgnine was among the few actors formally recognised as being the oldest in their profession who had not retired. He was proud of that and he was just as excited doing the voice of Mermaid Man and working with his old pal Tim Conway (who voiced Mermaid Man’s sidekick Barnacle Boy) and being heard by a new young generation of fans.

Ernest Borgnine was an actor who filled his roles. He did the same with his life. Nothing was too hard or too difficult to attempt and he was game for everything. There are not too many left like Mr Borgnine. Luckily for us he told us a lot about himself before he exited from the wings of life.

Feel Good Book

A great sentimental and feel good book about a great actor in his words; what could be wrong with that.

And just for fun: did you know that Ernest Borgnine was the only actor to be in all the Dirty Dozen films?

If you haven’t read this, do so immediately; it’s worth the time and effort and it is not too long at 245 pages with a bunch of great pictures to divert yourself with.

The Verdict

Ernest Borgnine: I Don’t Want To Set the World on Fire, I Just Want to Keep My Nuts Warm is 5 stars worth of entertainment. He tells us “like it was” for him. A splendid journey that continued after he stopped working quite so much. If you you are a true fanboy, or girl, Ebay offers signed books for sale. Tell them I sent you.


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12 responses to “Ernest Borgnine(2009): Autobiography is Keeping his Nuts Warm”

  1. If you haven’t checked it out already, someone has posted the raw footage of “Ernest Borgine on the Bus’ on YouTube.

    1. I’ve not seen all of it, but it’s vastly entertaining so far, he’s touring the Miller beer factory. Thanks for giving me the heads up on this. Cheers mate!! 😀

  2. “did you know that Ernest Borgnine was the only actor to be in all the Dirty Dozen films?” – no, I didn’t know before. gee, thanks. very interesting, sir… 🙂

    1. I am just an amazing font of knowledge…LOL Well, me and wikipedia! 😉

      1. lol. 😉 still, it’s fun to know. have a good week! 🙂

  3. Garry Armstrong Avatar
    Garry Armstrong

    Yes, I am addicted to these celeb books and don’t plan in going to rehab! Currently reading the Bert Lahr book you gave me, Mrs A. I’m learning stuff I didn’t know about Lahr and his personal life, the Vaudeville years (including tidbit about Clifton Webb as a Vaudeville performer), the radio, television and Hollywood years, pre and post “Oz”. I’m also chatting with myself about the dual personalities of folks like Lahr and other legendary personalities. I digress, as usual, but look forward to reading the Ernie Borgnine tome at some point. He seemed like a very nice guy in the TCM interview he did with Robert Osborne. And, golly, he had one helluva career and life!!

    1. That Bert Lahr bio sounds interesting! I’ll have to hunt that one down. I’d loved to have seen that interview, he was one busy, busy man, not too mention a talented man. 🙂

      1. Mike, I am only about half way through the Lahr book. I read in slow bursts these days as opposed to the staying up all night and reading the whole book days in my younger years. I am finding the Lahr bio (written by his son) interesting way beyond his professional life. As a retired local “celeb” of sorts, I find myself empathizing with how Lahr struggled on his world stage. Despite all my nice “war stories”, I find myself dwelling a lot on my failures across the years as did Lahr. It’s nudging me to maybe kick back and finally take a whack at writing my book.

  4. Reblogged this on Serendipity and commented:
    An interesting, long and varied career.

  5. Garry is addicted to Hollywood bios and autobios. He reads’em, then tells me about them 🙂

    1. I hope he read this one, it left me with a lovely warm glow of satisfaction. Doesn’t happen too often. 🙂

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