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I had a dream last night that has really stuck in my head. In the world of my dream, the noxious and odious television show Big Brother had finally been cancelled. “Hooray!” I hear you cheer. But don’t celebrate too much. In my dream Big Brother was replaced with (drum roll, please)…The Dating House.
I know, it’s not too overly imaginative, but that’s what it was called in the dream.
Okay?
The rules were simple. Young people in their twenties were chosen from nightclubs and discos from around the country to come and audition for the new show. Once you had gotten past the first stages of audition you then had to ‘walk the gauntlet’ which consisted of walking miles through a main city street and hope that someone had sponsored you to the house.
The way you found out you’d been sponsored was a group of very pretty Asian girls (dressed like the Gangnam dancers in PSY’s video) called out the name on the sticky backed name tag they had been given. If your name was called, you had been chosen to go in the house. By the time the potential contestants walked through the city, the numbers would dwindle as names were not called or folks just got tired of waiting.
After reaching the outskirts of the city the contestants who received a name tag, with a number, would be called to verify their identity and to get their ‘official’ name tag. You were then given keys to your room in the house. Once you had received these two important items you were led to a huge party area where the contestants were greeted and introduced to one another.
All this was televised and you could, at any given moment, see yourself in these huge television monitors that were set up around the area. After the long introductory party the contestants are led to the house and the first hurdle of The Dating House would commence. If your room key did not also open the entrance door to the Dating House, you were not allowed in.
The numbers dwindled further after this sly key trick. Now there were only ten men and ten women. You each had your own room and you were expected to take part in all the group activities. If you were late to an activity or decided that you did not want to partake in that particular one, you were out of the house.
They way you won the Dating House was to get paired up with a girl or guy via public vote. The public would vote at the end of each episode for the contestants they thought should be together. If you did not get enough votes, or weren’t voted on at all, you were ejected from the house.
Just like the current series of Big Brother, cameras were everywhere in the house. The show, in my dream, was wildly popular and young people fought to be on it.
Now in my dream, I’d somehow managed to get into the house. I not sure how, because I was still in my 50′s. I do know it was some sort of mistake. I had lied about my age when asked in the nightclub (I said I was 51) and apparently I looked a lot younger as well.
In the dream my activities were not overly viewed. The dream centered around the long walk to get in, the politics behind the scenes (amongst the contestants) and the end voting results.
I was (amazingly) voted to be paired up with an adorable brunette in her late twenties. I say adorable, because when she learned of the voting results she came and knocked on my door. When I opened it, she stood there in tears and said, “I like you a lot, Mike, but I love Simmy. I’m sorry.” She then stumbled down the hallway, presumably to find Simmy and tell him or her the bad news. Either way, it was adorable that she’d personally come to ‘let me down’ and in tears yet.
After leaving the house, I was once again in a nightclub and then magically I was once again walking the long walk to get into the Dating House.
And that’s the dream.
Now what is interesting and downright weird about me having this particular dream is as follows:
I don’t dance. Well not very well and not for years. Back in the day, I had to be pretty damn lubricated with alcohol to even attempt it.
I don’t go to Nightclubs or discos for essentially the same reason as mentioned above.
I don’t lie about my age. I’m fairly proud that I’ve reached 54 years of life without too much trauma. (well, compared to most folks)
I hate reality television shows like Big Brother and I would most definitely hate The Dating House.
*Just for posterity, I will go on record as stating the I hate all reality tv. Britain’s Got Talent, The X-Factor, et al. I think the people who dream these damned things up and the participants should all be lined up against a wall and shot. Repeatedly.*
Lastly, I am not ready to date…anyone. I can solemnly put my hand over my heart and say that if I never date again, it would not bother me. I’ve been married twice, I think I’ve fought long enough in the wars.
Gangnam Style
So I cannot really figure out why I had the dream. I can understand the Asian girls dressed Gangnam Style, I am a huge PSY fan and love the video. But none of the rest of it makes any sense.
Unless…
I wonder (at the risk of taking myself out and lining up against a wall to be shot) if I’ve not been given a germ of an idea for a new television reality dating show.
No, it would never work. Where on earth would you find that many young people with noxious and odious enough personalities to fill the house?
Hmmmm.
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I had a dream I was fighting velociraptors in a high rise office building. Just saying.
Sounds like your dream was a lot more entertaining! LOL
I was on an elevator with an AK-47 and every time the door opened I would blast a few of them and continue to the next floor. I don’t think I did it Gangnam style, though, whatever that means.
Just type Gangnam style into the YouTube Search bar, it’ll lead you right to the world’s most viral music video 300 million plus views…and deservedly so…
ok. gotta go to work and pay the bills first. later!!
Cheers mate!
Actually, when I read your dream sequence it struck me as a germ for a not-what-it-seems scenario like The Island, like maybe a fake dating show that they use to secretly slaughter the vain and idiotic young people who would want to be on such a show. Or a strange-underworld-beneath-an-overworld scenario like A Boy and His Dog, where some unusual contestant is lured into the strange world populated by vapid tween contestants for some nefarious purpose.
Oh, I like your thinking! LOL
Oddly enough, those ideas for a dramatization of the dream you had have really come alive in my imagination. I feel strange asking this, but would it be alright with you if I write a story based on the dream? Something really cool popped into my head and I’m just dying to write it.
Go for it! Good luck.
Hahahhaaa, that is a brilliant dream! I would never watch it because I also hate reality t.v. but there’s definitely a market for it. Dude, I wish I had dreams like yours. Mine are all death and destruction and the end of the world.
I think that perhaps my dreams have been influenced a bit by the medication I’m on! LOL
Cheers for the promo dude! And If I haven’t said it already, good luck with the book!
Dude! Thanks again for the pingback and I’ll read your latest excerpt when I get home this evening! Rock on!!